"Okay, so, if you were in the water and there was a cement man and you were sweating and your sweat got on him you would get hurt, right?", says monkey #2.
"If I was in the water and there was a cement man and I was sweating and my sweat got on him would I get hurt?", says I.
"Yeah", she says.
"Um, yes," I says.
"Mommy I have to go poopy. Can you turn on the light and shut the door?" says she.